We Met Mister Olde Nick!
We Met Mister Olde Nick!
by Charles E S Fairey
We Met Mister "Olde Nick"
At the cave of Bloody Bones
Sat above with two beers
Resplendent upon one of his thrones
He greeted us with a cheeky smile
"Hello there gentlemen!"
And then vanished without a trace
To sit high up in his heaven
Yet when we ventured out
"Olde Nick" or "Bloody Bones"
Was sat high above with wry smile
"Hello again!" in deathly tones
He had been sat there hiding
Listening to every word we said
He knew everything we did
It was like he was in our head
Oh how we chatted and smiled
Everything we loved so did he
He even had a guitar and strummed
It was like it was supposed to be
With a serial 666 upon its number
He spoke fluently of our wonders
Of black knights and historic earths
It was like he was the Word of thunders
Come down from up on high
To greet his most loving brethren
Fell to earth for this one moment
Instead of kicking back in heaven
Oh how we talked of occult and more
Of days passed and magic too
Of our experiences and misled souls
Yet everything we said he knew it true
Above and Below and Below and Above
Yet here "Olde Nick" sat as plain as blue
Whilst we looked up to him and listened
And how yin yang and balance was up to you
Oh how he was like me and you so and so
If only you had met him and got him to know
But we had to part but hoped to meet again
For surely now he was a truly trusted friend
And we're sure you'll meet "Olde Nick"
At the rave cave of Bloody Bone
Sat above with two beers and smile
Resplendent upon his cheeky throne
Come "Olde Nick" and play your devilish strings
For we want to know more of your fallen things